Tonight's feature presentation: "My Bra" starring My Boobs

Sorry for the brief hiatus ladies, but I was away on my honeymoon.  Anyway, I'm back and I'm mad!  Now don't get me wrong, the honeymoon was fabulous.  It was, as always, the clothing part that made me mad.  You see, I purchased all sorts of beautiful sun dresses and cocktails dresses, sparing no expense for this most special week, only to be, yet again, disappointed by the billion dollar garment industry.  Geesh, you'd think an industry that makes so much darn money could at least make a simple sun dress...apparently not!  My size 38D's were on display to more than just my husband for the better part of our honeymoon!  The "neck line" was so low cut, my top "roll" was practically part of the show.  I also had to bring every bra I owned so they would match each dress.  Of course, a man might ask why the undergarment has to match, but we know it's because the (stupid) straps of these dresses either don't cover your bra straps, or simply don't stay up!  At least if my bra matches, I don't look like complete trash; just trash with money or sense enough to wear a matching bra. Of course, I did have the option to wear a tank top under the dress, but then I would have had to deal with two set of straps falling down aside from the fact that layering in Mexico isn't always fun.  :-)

All that being said ladies (and gentlemen), I had a great honeymoon, and I know the locals (at least the male locasl, who were not shy in telling me so) enjoyed my being there as much as my husband and I enjoyed being there.  And, it certainly provided me with some material for my favorite hot topic.