And, yes. That is me in my office with no shoes on! Why you ask? Because I had the audacity to walk more than 3 feet in my (stupid) new sandals and they gave me blisters! Blisters between my toes no less! I'm so glad I'm wearing a $50+ dress, a $40 bra and new sandals (can't remember how much they cost), with this as the end result: a crooked, blistered, shoeless mess! Ugh...I don't even know why I bother sometimes.
I have to try on so many jeans before I can find a pair that fits (well that I can zip up and still breath and cuff at the bottom to make them look like they fit). I can never find a bra that doesn't bite me or make we want to rip it off the second I get home from work. These buttons on my blouse have been popping open all morning and just want to wear my flip flops all day every day because these shoes are giving me blisters! Ugh...Who designed these clothes?
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
At Work in a Crooked Dress (and Shoeless)!
Remember the honeymoon dresses I described a few days ago? Well, I wore one to work today as it's been unseasonably warm here in North Carolina. However, all day, I was tugging, pulling and yanking at the top half of my dress because I felt like I had a twisted towel wrapped around me. I cannot figure out exactly whether it was my bra that was misshapen or if the dress was sewn crooked. Either way, it doesn't matter as it was annoying and I felt like I needed a V8 all day! Aside from the fact that my bra straps wouldn't stay put, I kept running my hands up and down my hips to make sure the seems of my dress were straight. I really couldn't really tell what was going on; everything was just off, either the bra was slipping or the dress was crooked and for either reason I was groping, pulling and tugging all day. I felt like a hot mess as they say!
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I have soooo been there!
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